Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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