Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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