In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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