What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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