She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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