it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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