Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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