The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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