i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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