her vagine was all disorganized.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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