having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sorry about my life...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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