um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We are all done wearing pants today
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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