weddingsv make me drug and hornr
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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