I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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