i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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