My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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