: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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