This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
dude i'm inner monologue high
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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