you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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