We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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