idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.