I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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