On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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