Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

(1-504): View more from Louisiana

dude, i think you're in initiation!

(504): View more from Louisiana

shit. that's not good.

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(334): View more from Alabama

babies were throwing up all over the place

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen

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(619): View more from California

My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.

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(425): View more from Washington

please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster

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(248): View more from Michigan

"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."

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(207): View more from Maine

If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.

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