what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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