So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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