I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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