I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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