sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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