You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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