we made out on top of his cat.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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