She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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