Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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