Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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