You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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