they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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