strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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