I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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