4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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