Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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