smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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