all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Dear god my vagina.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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