It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We're too hungover to prance.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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