The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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