Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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