So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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