Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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