This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How does one acquire holy water?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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