I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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