I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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