Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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