VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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