It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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