why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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