I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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