He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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