The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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