Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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